There is a decent Quantum Apocalypse review at Dr. Gore's Funhouse. They didn't give the movie high marks, but it appears not to be as bad as predicted:

 Certainly not a masterpiece and not even essential viewing, Quantum Apocalypse is still watchable viewing if taken as a TV movie.

Unfortunately, the review doesn't even mention our favorite lady. I will try to get my hands on this film and write a proper review shortly.